190 days to go

"And so I'm for medical liability at the federal level."
     —Discussing his support of medical liability reform; Washington, D.C.; March 10, 2006

193 days to go

"Listen, I want to thank leaders of the—in the faith—faith-based and community-based community for being here."
     —Washington, D.C.; September 6, 2005

What did he say?

194 days to go

"I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans."
     —Appearing on The Oprah Winfrey Show; September 19, 2000

197 days to go

"The CIA laid out several scenarios and said life could be lousy, life could be OK, life could be better, and they were just guessing as to what the conditions might be like."
     —New York, NY; September 21, 2004

199 days to go

"The point is, this is a way to help inoculate me about what has come and is coming."
     —Discussing his anti-Al Gore advertisement in an interview with The New York Times; September 2, 2000

WTF?? Finally, under 200 days to go.

205 days to go

"There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids, upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but, having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like."
     —Washington, D.C.; December 11, 2002

WTF is he talking about??

206 days to go

"I don't know whether I'm going to win or not, I think I am. I do know I'm ready for the job. And, if not, that's just the way it goes."
     —Des Moines, IA; August 21, 2000

Any idiot who voted for Dubya deserves everything coming to them.

211 days to go

"We want to develop defenses that are capable of defending ourselves and defenses capable of defending others."
     —Washington, D.C.; March 29, 2001

215 days to go

"I think it's really important for this great state of baseball to reach out to people of all walks of life to make sure that the sport is inclusive. The best way to do it is to convince little kids how to—the beauty of playing baseball."
     —Washington, D.C.; February 13, 2006

Still stumbling over two opposing thoughts at one time...

217 days to go

"Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness."
     —CNN online chat; August 30, 2000

This was most notably Dubya's last online chat.

218 days to go

"I'm also mindful that man should never try to put words in God's mouth. I mean, we should never ascribe natural disasters or anything else to God. We are in no way, shape, or form should a human being play God."
     —Appearing on ABC's 20/20; Washington, D.C.; January 14, 2005

No, there aren't any typos in that quote.

223 days to go

"I can't tell you what it's like to be in Europe, for example, to be talking about the greatness of America. But the true greatness of America are the people."
     —Visiting the Jefferson Memorial; Washington, D.C.; July 2, 2001

233 days to go

"I always jest to people, the Oval Office is the kind of place where people stand outside, they're getting ready to come in and tell me what for, and they walk in and get overwhelmed by the atmosphere. And they say 'Man, you're looking pretty.'"
     —Washington, D.C.; November 4, 2004

Again, what the hell is he talking about??

250 days to go

"I'll be glad to talk about ranching, but I haven't seen the movie. I've heard about it. I hope you go—you know—I hope you go back to the ranch and the farm is what I'm about to say."
     —Explaining that he hasn't yet seen Brokeback Mountain; Manhattan, KS; January 23, 2006

The evasive answer is either a confirmation that Dubya has in fact seen the movie or that he is truly an idiot.

252 days to go

"These people don't have tanks. They don't have ships. They hide in caves. They send suiciders out."
     —Speaking about terrorists; Portsmouth, NH; November 1, 2002

257 days to go

"If you found somebody that had information about an attack on America, you'd want to know as best as we can to find out what the facts are."
     —Philadelphia, PA; December 12, 2005

258 days to go

"I think he needs to stand up and say if he thought the president were wrong on policy and issues, he ought to say where."
     —Interview with The Associated Press; August 11, 2000

260 days to go

"They can get in line like those who have been here legally and have been working to become a citizenship in a legal manner."
     —Referring to immigrant workers; Washington, D.C.; December 20, 2004

¿Qué dijo?

262 days to go

"The senator has got to understand if he's going to have—he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road."
     —Florence, SC; February 17, 2000

OK...

266 days to go

"How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through?"
     —Explaining the need for educational accountability; Beaufort, SC; February 16, 2000

Is he talking about measuring the system or measuring the amount of suckling?!?