328 days to go

"Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious—I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well."
     —Miami, FL; June 4, 2001

I highly doubt President Bush even knows what a hemisphere is. I think we should book him on "Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?" after he's out of office. He'd may even do as well as Kellie Pickler...